Competition and driving

He who should never....in this case.....be believed really is a devious so and so.
Not content to win the unofficial house blog competition, he seems to have created in this house, he has attempted to lure me into once again having a new rant by elaboration, exaggeration and pure lies.
I am a Paragon of good driving and as to the UFO sightings in South Wales.....I haven't been air borne for at least a week.
Admittedly, I was a little cross with he who thinks he's faultless in all things, but i had given him the option of driving.
He had replied that I should drive as he hadn't been terrified enough that day!
Before i had even turned the key he was clinging on to the door rest, head pushed back into his seat, grimacing like a gremlin. Picture starship Enterprise going into warp speed unbelievable and the hull is about to fail and they are all going to spill into the dark void of space and that is him.
Who am I to disappoint him?
I was perfectly aware of the S bend, the speed at which i was proceeding at, the adverse camber of the road as well as the runny cachi spread across it.
I had judged the reactions of drivers of oncoming vehicles with an astuteness akin to mind reading......apart from that I was in mid rant and it would be a shame for my driving style to be out of sync with it.
He is still alive, which is probably more than he deserves, the car is intact and those driving in the opposite direction were now well awake.
God would once again smile on me, as yet another few converts to his cause prayed quietly in thanks.
I could pull over and he could drive, i suggested.
There was a pregnant pause as he looked down at his white shorts.......not sure that that would be a good idea he said.