Teenagers!!!!!!

Every child matters?.....What was i thinking yesterday?

Teenagers.....aaagh!

Grunt has left one motorbike in the living room and is currently fixing another in the kitchen. "It's raining "....well i think that's what he might have been saying.
They don't exactly talk at this age. Lost the art of human speech, overnight. All that effort in getting them to annunciate the beginning and the end of words, to be confident to speak, all gone.
He went to bed one night and awoke the next morning only able to say "uugh" followed by the occassional "umm"
I've become quite adept at grunt interpretation......perhaps i could run a grunt course for would be parents of teenage boys.

Girls on the other hand, seem to develope instantly overnight into know it all opinionated, articulate, if somewhat loud banshees, who can punctuate what they think with a good door slam.
My advice is get some ear defenders and adopt a vacant expression......they think you're pretty vacant anyway ...best not try and disabuse them.