Psychosocio doggiedoo

I feel a proper rant coming on.
This glass thing... You know the half empty/half full thing.
What a load of doggiedoo.
Only from the person who has a full glass can you expect "Never mind, look on the bright side, your glass is half full.
Well lookie here "I'd rather have his glass, the one thats full.....and so would you!"

I remember my father saying " yOU'VE MADE YOUR BED NOW LIE IN IT"
That was doggiedoo too!

I promptly decided that I'd made a mistake so I'd remake the bed differently or I'd make another one. Either way I was not going to lie in the first.

Well if my glass is half empty thats because some other bugger has drunk it.....or because I have......Top it up or drink the rest!
......and if your lucky get another one in, or luckier still get the so and so who half drank yours to get another one in.

Totally daft this half full/half empty lark.....any realist will tell you it's just half way....neither full nor empty.....and the chances are you've already reaped the benefits of the one half.