I have enjoyed immensely the grumpy old men series on the telly, identifying with the frustration, exasperation and illogic. I have laughed and moaned with the presenters of the programme. I have identified and admitted my own intolerance.
Attitudes have been fed endless morsels of stupidity and like a gigantic monster it has threatened to consume me.
Emulate the Chilean immigration service. Every time a Chilean returns to their homeland with tales of having been singled out for special consideration at Heathrow they crack open the box of latex gloves and invite a hapless British tourist to bend over.
Don’t moan…. get even!
In order to contain this hungry giant I have devised some rules.
Do not groan on about anything you have no power, control or influence over. … Like the weather. No amount of moaning, complaining or action on your part will stop it raining.
Do not delude yourself when he says he loves you and chats endlessly on msn to his soul mate.
You are over with. Pick yourself up and get on with life.
Laugh at incongruous signs such as “Please use all windows when purchasing tickets” Seen at a railway station ticket booth.
How about “Beware heavy plant crossing”
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